February 10, 2006
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A Blog About Absolutely Nothing
I just started blogging again, and I’ve already run out of things to blog about. I figured my Mystery CoWorkers at Xanga HQ would have some ideas for me, so I IMed them
Bob: dude, i’ve run out of things to blog about
MCW4: bob, you’ve had an amazing run. everyone has dry spells
MCW4: there’s
some beer and kahlua in the fridge.. i’m not saying it’s the answer
you’re looking for, but writers have been known to resort to such
things in times of need.
Bob: whose beer is that
MCW4: we bought it for the super-bowl, i think it’s community beer, just take some if you want some
Bob: nice!
Ten minutes later…Bob: any ideas what to blog about?
MCW5: ur obsession with diet snapple?
Bob: i’m not obsessed
Bob: i simply like diet snapple more than the average person
MCW5: u fill up the recycling bin every 3 days
Bob: yeah, it’s an expensive habit
MCW5: you could calculate how much u spend
Bob: that’s just depressing
Bob: i wouldn’t even want to calculate that
Bob: maybe i’ll blog about that later!
Bob: thanks
Still lost without a blog topic, I try one last Mystery CoWorker:Bob: i’m out of ideas to blog about
MCW2: impossible
Bob: 8 posts, and now i’ve run dry
MCW2:but then again, been on a dry spell myself
Bob: maybe i need to stop blogging for another 802 days
MCW2: hahaha
MCW2: NNOOOOO
MCW2: NNNNOOO
MCW2: your blogs are good
MCW2: just don’t do it so often
MCW2: spread them out
Bob: i’m trying to blog every day
Bob: so basically, you have no useful tips for me
MCW2: nah man
MCW2: do what i do
MCW2: write about poo
Bob: i’m trying to keep it PG-13
MCW2: haha
Bob: i think i’ll just compile all these IMs
Bob: in which i ask different xanga people what i should blog about
MCW2: oh boy
Comments (9)
hahah you better be careful bob, or we’re going to start thinking you xangagods don’t do anything all day long but IM each other and come up entries to write.
yea… spread out your entries. lessens your chances of hitting a dry spell.
I will eat your toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll tell you whats depressing, that the creators of xanga get so few comments.
Blog about the latest events that are happening at Xanga HQ, past experiences, life lessons, a lame not-so-new joke you heard recently, rant about some irrelevant issue, etcetc.
I mean hey, your posts always make me laugh. Hah.
I just found you blog when I was trying to figure out how to get those accursed flaming basket balls off my comments. You’re very funny!
HAHAHHAHAH. mcw5 im. too funny. i literally LOL’d just now.
uh oh, you missed a day.
My co-workers and I always have crazy happenings in the office, surely xanga has such things? They always make for interesting blogs, and I’m sure the xanga public would want to know!