March 29, 2006
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There is No God But Jack Bauer, and Jack Bauer is his Prophet
Last night, I was watching A Time To Kill on cable, and I saw Kiefer Sutherland playing a KKK enemy that opposed Matthew McConaughey’s hero.
In other words, it was:
I have to admit that I was rooting for Kiefer Sutherland’s KKK character, because it so happens that HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JACK BAUER. In fact, I felt nothing but pity for all the other characters, because clearly, Jack Bauer was gonna kill all his enemies with his handgun and/or a pair of tweezers.
At the end of the movie, Kiefer’s character was arrested. He didn’t kill anybody. He was just arrested.
I couldn’t stop thinking: how is that even possible? I fell asleep a sad, sad man.
Comments (13)
Jack Bauer will escape by assaulting a guard, extracting his hand gun, and shooting Matthew McConaughey above the kneecap (he can still walk!).
Only people who’ve seen that episode will get it.
I have to admit, for some reason I’m tickled by the fact ‘Bob’ subscribed to me.
r u gay??????????????????????????????????????????????
luvz,
KaCiE & tAyLoR
Hey.. you haven’t updated in a while!
Question: When I change my birthdate on the Edit Profile Page, it is not reflected on my main page. For example, I changed the year to 1930, but it still shows 1982.
Can this glitch be fixed soon? If not, can you just remove my birthdate from my site? I just got interviewed on national TV in Canada regarding blogging, and I don’t want a flood of visitors finding out my birthdate for ID-theft reasons.
thanks!
ryc: heh thanks. just IMed Mary actually.. fixed now. woohoo!
have you wrote any math books yo?
cuz in the hood i have a math book, that is quite pimping and you look like one of the writers. biznatch
Actually no, I didn’t visit Cornell, but Amherst had this huge, steep hill that our tour guide made us walk up and down 3 times because she was confused. Wellesley had its fair share as well.
Later…
Yeah, I did visit Harvard, I guess I’ll have to write about that in my xanga entry.
Later…
You completely made my day (or night). Wow, that really cheered me up.
Thank you
Later…
You are still here?!?!!?! Holy cow!!!! Thanks for stopping by.
Hey u never did comment me back!!!!!!!! Well I will b nice again. So u work with xanga?!!!! Aren’t those scams!!!!!!!
COMMENT ME BACK THIS TIME!!!!!!!
tag ur it!!!
this is so scary. send this to 15 peoples in the next 143 minutes. when you are done press f6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. its scary cuz it really works!! if you break the chain, you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years.
just copy and paste. no forwards
To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self 6
times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going down
Keep going
Keep going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn’t pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn’t relate to the others, this’ll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin’ wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i’d rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn’t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now’s ur chance to go out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life…..forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend……ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people – Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don’t blow it, it’s ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It’s simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here’s the catch…..you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
know and keep it going Posted 2/10/2006 at 5:38 PM by jumpingtoad99
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My name is jenna…..i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes. i have no nose or ears…. i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break! —
a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally………
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You’ve been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What’s ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What’s urs?
Other girl: I can’t really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I’m dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I’m dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don’t i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what’s ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live ‘dead person’ and what’s ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I”m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can’t be bloody Mary. There’s no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won’t. If u don’t copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day…
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica’s head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn’t hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen… After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary
Posted 3/21/2006 at 5:01 PM by naturegirl_01
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My name is jenna…..i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes. i have no nose or ears…. i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break! —
a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally………
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You’ve been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What’s ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What’s urs?
Other girl: I can’t really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I’m dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I’m dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don’t i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what’s ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live ‘dead person’ and what’s ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I”m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can’t be bloody Mary. There’s no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won’t. If u don’t copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day…
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica’s head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn’t hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen… After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary