Month: January 2008

  • Steve Martin is a Wild and Crazy Guy

    I just read this article by Steve Martin about his career as a comedian that made me realize that how original his comedy was.

    What if there were no punch lines? What if there were no indicators?
    What if I created tension and never released it? What if I headed for a
    climax, but all I delivered was an anticlimax? What would the audience
    do with all that tension? Theoretically, it would have to come out
    sometime. But if I kept denying them the formality of a punch line, the
    audience would eventually pick their own place to laugh, essentially
    out of desperation. This type of laugh seemed stronger to me, as they
    would be laughing at something they chose, rather than being told exactly when to laugh.

    To test my idea, I went onstage and began: “I’d like to open up with
    sort of a ‘funny comedy bit.’ This has really been a big one for
    me…it’s the one that put me where I am today. I’m sure most of you
    will recognize the title when I mention it; it’s the “Nose on
    Microphone” routine [pause for imagined applause]. And it’s always
    funny, no matter how many times you see it.”

    I leaned in and placed my nose on the mike for a few long seconds.
    Then I stopped and took several bows, saying, “Thank you very much.”
    “That’s it?” they thought. Yes, that was it. The laugh came not then,
    but only after they realized I had already moved on to the next bit.

    It’s pretty amazing how his starting premise was different than every other comedian working during that time…

  • If you had a magic key, what would it open?

    This featured question seems to have three possible answers:

    1. a chest containing a lot of money
    2. your heart
    3. ok, maybe there are only two answers

    Since it’s a magic key, it would seem like the key could open both your heart and a chest containing a lot of money. However, getting both things makes this question uninteresting… So I will just come out and say that I want money and, to the extent the magic key has control over this, I would prefer unmarked bills to gold coins.

    I could also cop-out and say that I will use the money to win your heart, but let’s be realistic here, folks. If your heart can really be opened by anybody that moseys on by with a magic key, why would I spend money on it? I mean, that’s just common sense.

    I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!