August 5, 2008
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Cobra Terrorists About To Attack the Beijing Olympics?!
I don’t need to remind you that Cobra is “a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.” But you may be unaware that Cobra is plotting a massive terrorist strike on the Beijing Olympics!You may scoff at this claim, but I have photographic evidence. This New York Times article has the deceptive title “U.S. Cyclists Arrive in Beijing Wearing Masks“. According to the duped journalist author of this article:
[F]our track cyclists on the United States Olympic team stepped off their flight wearing masks over their mouths and noses.
They were the first athletes to be seen wearing masks or doing anything proactive to combat the effects of pollution.However, take a look at this side-by-side comparison of this so-called “U.S. cyclist” versus a member of the elite Cobra Terrorist Organization:
ZOMG, we’re doomed! Let’s hope that G.I. Joe still fights for freedom where ever there’s trouble!
Comments (19)
snake eyes FTW!
I am sure that Joe is still out there saving the world!
Those disguises are terrible. At least they had a somewhat plausible cover story about the pollution in Beijing? Still, it’s no wonder G.I. Joe always beats them
go joe!
Go for the gold regardless lol
Those Cobra disguises are definitely not up to Zartan’s standards….slackers.
Scary
Lawlz
Snakeeyes will take ‘em down.
“why so serious?” Olympics shouldn’t be political =(
lol thanks for recommending this chillinVSblazinXoXoXo hahaha! =P
COOOBRAAA!
So which side will Storm Shadow choose?
That was fantastic!
I guess those cyclists are just a tab more delicate than say, the 18 million other people living and breathing in Beijing.
no worries! china’s got GI Tso!!!!
they got in trouble and the US Olympic committee told them to take it off. now someone needs to dress up like destro
Oh, psh. Breathing’s for sissy athletes.
Bob,
I hope you have a great weekend!
I love the new look of your blog…very beautiful!!!!
Have a great day as well!
Tina